thesleepywizard: i hate it when my mom is like “why can’t you be as interested in school as you are in concerts?” just how does that work? do i wake up in the morning and go to school early to get the front seat in the class and start freaking out when the teacher shows up then go home with post-classroom depression
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[[MORE]]the first time i saw you walk away from me was the worst feeling in the world. had i known the last time you walked away would have been the last time I’d ever see you, I wouldn’t have let you go. le sigh. i should be over you by now.
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Things they'll never know
things my family will never know about me [[MORE]] i cry almost every night because I want out of here so badly. I usually cry while listening to “Therapy” “Missing You” or “Invisible” They’ll never know that at one point in my life, I had it all. Great friends, a great future, and a great boy. Now I’m reduced to only having one of those things. I...
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we can either take someones word for it, or figure out the truth ourselves.
what i learned from a talk with a boy…he loves my burritos more than me.