May 2013
thesleepywizard:
i hate it when my mom is like “why can’t you be as interested in school as you are in concerts?” just how does that work? do i wake up in the morning and go to school early to get the front seat in the class and start freaking out when the teacher shows up then go home with post-classroom depression
“Liar, liar pants on fire”
– George Washington (via jamesdiamondmaslow)
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hobbitsandlocks:
hobbitsandlocks:
I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old…
WOW
[[MORE]]the first time i saw you walk away from me was the worst feeling in the world.
had i known the last time you walked away would have been the last time I’d ever see you, I wouldn’t have let you go.
le sigh. i should be over you by now.
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generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
it’s electric
xlvintheyouthx:
thewordswechosetosay:
hateruess:
yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice...
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imagineyouricon:
imagine your icon teaching you how to kiss
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Sorry I'm a fuck up
Things they'll never know
things my family will never know about me
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i cry almost every night because I want out of here so badly. I usually cry while listening to “Therapy” “Missing You” or “Invisible”
They’ll never know that at one point in my life, I had it all. Great friends, a great future, and a great boy. Now I’m reduced to only having one of those things. I...
Sorry I'm a fuck up
we can either take someones word for it, or figure out the truth ourselves.
what i learned from a talk with a boy…he loves my burritos more than me.
